Connor Fountain

Fansville by Dr Pepper #1 Fan. 3/27/18

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

The sun never sets on cool

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

Oh my god his doctorate is in Parks, Recreation, and Tourism. I’m gonna let it slide, he can be Dr Joe.

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

Does Dr. Joe Machnik have a doctorate in soccer?

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

3:58. Just a busy Monday morning so won’t get too down on myself. It’s Katie’s birthday so I will not blame her. I want that on the record.

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

What’s the record for fastest time through DCA security? I believe I just broke it. I got 47.49. Face ID, zero line, I was lightning. Could have been faster too

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

1:28. Fine with it after a long break. Had to metro this am and was worried with the rumors of TSA lines. Turns out that only exists if you are sitting in steerage with all the other derelicts

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

We’re throwing Molotov cocktails at spurs fans in the streets, love this fucking city

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

Love when the grocery store changes up aisles. Keeps you guessing.

Is that coming down from corporate? Is it an overnight operation?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

@HawaiiFootball Unbelievable we have to play on ACCN week 0 seeing the teams on ESPN and ABC. Disrespectful.

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

@masterbennoy77 But Ben, the fans voted for this

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

We’re giving away trophies on survivor for embodying the spirit of getting off the couch. I’m gonna be SICK!!!!

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

Jeff probst if you bring back the conch shell all sins are forgiven

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

51 preview looked pretty good! Marooning, 2 tribes, open era could keep each season fresh and give it some defining features unlike the 40s.

Like imagine a mutiny. Medallion of power. Tyler Perry super idol. Dividing tribes by race

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

(It’s totally gonna be fire tokens, hourglass, something else lame)

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

Jeff that’s a bridge too far. The car curse means something to us damn it!

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

Oh my god. Disaster. Live reunion is gonna be dead forever. I think Jeff is doing it on purpose to not deal with it anymore

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

Season 51 corona extra vote

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

NEW: Walt Disney Imagineering used motion‑capture technology for the Scooter Animatronic in Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets.

The Animatronic “looks, moves, and emotes exactly like Scooter should, right down to the small details.”

[Hawaii Men's Volleyball @HawaiiMensVB]

The Kings of Volleyball. Back on the throne.

#WarriorBall26 x #GoBows

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

Just saw a clearly deranged cyclist standing on the corner either giving a thumbs up or miming two hands on a steering wheel depending if the drivers had both hands on the wheel. He did this to easily 50 drivers in the short time I saw him

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

This Masters doesn’t even feel the same without Tiger, Bernhard, and Phil in the mix. Fake title if Rory wins

[Connor Fountain @_connorfountain]

This is real depressing shit. Jeff saying how important these people are meanwhile stuffing this season with losers and dorks like Emily to vote out the GOATS on the 50th season. Game is gone