Connor

I just be tweetin

[Connor @_connorlydon]

I wonder what dinosaur would taste like. Imagine going to a barbecue to see they have a smoked T Rex in the pit. Incredible.

[Connor @_connorlydon]

New mother: “Doctor! My baby! Does it have a heartbeat?”

Doctor: “Negative”

See how stupid you sound?

[Wofaase👿 @wofaase_]

Funny how the most positive word in the
hospital is "negative”

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

CIN 22 - 18 NE
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1075th unique final score in NFL history.

[Minions @Minions]

banana

[Connor @_connorlydon]

@kylegonzales @kendricklamar What’s our category for tonight??

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Dr. Anthony Fauci has tested positive for COVID-19. https://t.co/QdnI4qsaoS

[Connor @_connorlydon]

@QJanisse I don’t expect everyone to understand

[Connor @_connorlydon]

Been trying to compare the two. Having a really difficult time.

[Connor @_connorlydon]

I don’t know who invented knocking as the way to let someone know you’re at the door, but let me tell you they nailed it. Couldn’t think of a better way to do it

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

“Baptize me in a bottle of Beam, put Johnny on vinyl.”

@zachlanebryan
https://t.co/L9f7UQEsAX

[Connor @_connorlydon]

@julian_ashutabi I was making every cowboys fan mad yesterday. Yelling “you can’t do that!” At any penalty 💀

[ana @heluvvsana]

what do MEN write in the notes app?!?! 😳

[Connor @_connorlydon]

Did you know if someone leaves something on the side of the road it’s free? I have so many trash cans now

[Connor @_connorlydon]

Not with that attitude

[cryptic incognito @CrypticNoHoes]

I don't know who needs to hear this but a petition is NOT stopping the Taliban 😭😭

[Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL]

🤟 - Love You Too @TurnerSportsEJ

"Make somebody's life Better."

#BamaFactor #RollTide

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Dodgers seeing the Padres trying to trade for Max Scherzer

[Connor @_connorlydon]

Watching replays of the Astros celebrating homers in the World Series is the most irritating thing in the world

[Connor @_connorlydon]

Someone lets get married bc this is the ultimate slam

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

once i get married my comeback is going to be “i bet you’re not even married”

[Connor @_connorlydon]

Pouring chips into your mouth directly from the bag looks so barbaric but it’s definitely the cleanest and best way to eat chips