Arap Kiptim

I speak fluent sarcasm.

[Mwalimu Andrew, Esq. @mwalimuandrew]

All my 700+ Articles.... and I am still alive. The only bucket I have kicked is a bucket of juice... https://t.co/x1Fog2BuAD

[Eric @amerix]

Posting your woman on social media is a stupid, low-IQ behaviour.

[The married man @marriedmn]

The guy who didn’t get married while his peers were marrying in their 20s.

[Kimath!. @Kimathi_One]

Kuna fictional stories I used to read on Sunday Nation by mwalimu Andrew(Dre). A fictional head master at mwisho wa lami primary school. Buana that guy was so satirical and humorous. I should get back to reading those stories nione kama bado huwa anaenda kutoa lock at Hitlers'.

[San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 @SanMarinoTeam]

Estamos perdiendo 12-0 y el árbitro decide adicionar un minuto más. Es un hijo de puta.

[Arap Kiptim @_CoolKid____]

@kipian004 @AKchumo Hapo ravine kuna moja tunabatiza

[G @RealGich]

Peasant farmers in Murang'a voted for Irungu Kang'ata. 'Elites' in Nairobi voted for Sakaja. But you think it's the peasant farmers who need civic education.

[Dr. Kipkoech Cheruiyot @kipkoecheruiyot]

It is always a girl’s koito, not girl and boy’s koito, nor boy and girl’s koito. Example: Joy’s koito/Jebet’s koito. Never Jebet and Justin’s koito, nor Justin’s koito. Kwani mwanaume anapeanwa?

[Arap Kiptim @_CoolKid____]

@Julius_Gitts Nipee plug

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

There is peace in knowing you are not a good person

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Twitter ilifanya tukue na kiburi haha.
Unaeza argue na one of the world's best economists ukiwa ngara

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Bibi amepata corporate job town and all l have to do is to get ready for her exit because probably she will

[Bulimo-Lusichi @Kelly_Lusichi]

Ugali Mayai in France 🇫🇷

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A man does not cheat. He expands his kingdom.

Instead of women saying "my husband is cheating"

She should say "my husband is giving me a promotion"

Because you are promoting her to senior assistant manager and hiring a junior assistant manager.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Seriously tho….

Ryan Giggs should have 14 Premier League titles 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

Come on @premierleague

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

I can explain to you if you have time to read

[Eric @amerix]

Live within your means.

Be content with what you have.

Don't try to live other people's lives.

Don't borrow a loan to buy a car just because a neighbour has a car or because you want to impress people.

Don't buy an M-KOPA phone. Save and buy.

Be at peace with yourself.

[Eric @amerix]

Women are naturally indecisive, gullible and vulnerable. That is why they thrive in the presence of men or get conned, misled and punished if there is no man, father or husband guiding and protecting her.

[key•mushjr @keymushh]

Nimeambia caecedo nime restock mayai akasema atapitia leo jioni

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

So,

When you first become employed,

First, save, and buy land if you don't own any,

But if your father bequeathed it to you, then develop it into a home.

Don't live in the city like a slave.

Own a piece of soil.

#MasculinitySaturday