Corey

I’m real special ✨

[Corey @_coreynotcory_]

@Ayesha_diaries1 These are micro centrifuge tubes. Used them all of the time when I was in the lab. Now what’s inside, idk.

[Steve @thahumorguy]

“Can you turn the fan off?”

[Corey @_coreynotcory_]

No one:

Me: **in my Craig voice** I’m a man without it, man without it, man without it 😭

[Corey @_coreynotcory_]

Lying to someone to obtain “the truth” is so cringy. 🥴

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Do you bathe with hot or cold water???"

my bathroom:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Real

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me as soon as i get anywhere

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

The nap took me.

[💋MsRayBay💋 @MsRayBay]

#VIBES

[Corey @_coreynotcory_]

Get overwhelmed. Too many strings and too much stuff on the floor.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

wyd if you come home to this?

[Corey @_coreynotcory_]

When I’m talking mid conversation and a rubber band shoots across the room. Mind your business

[☔ @Whotfismick]

don’t ever think it can’t happen to you

[Corey @_coreynotcory_]

The roaches on Fallout - hell naw!

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

my big 3? yapping, napping and snacking

[Corey @_coreynotcory_]

My sun, moon, and rising 😭 - please listen.

[@EustaceJBanks 🫀 @whoiseustace]

When a Taurus, Virgo or Capricorn placement says “don’t piss me off” in a somewhat neutral tone, y’all better listen the first time 😭

[@EustaceJBanks 🫀 @whoiseustace]

When a Taurus, Virgo or Capricorn placement says “don’t piss me off” in a somewhat neutral tone, y’all better listen the first time 😭

[Corey @_coreynotcory_]

@chakrabomb Tore his ass up 😮‍💨😭😭😭