In case anyone was curious how I became a ‘space case’ my dad went on an island vacation and didn’t take any swim trunks...I am m father’s daughter 🤷🏼♀️
@jimmyfallon 'The Good Stuff' by Kenny Chesney, thought it said 'Gutenberg suffered the whole first year,' instead of 'Eating burnt suppers the whole first year.' #MisheardLyrics my sister still makes fun of me for it 15 years later
This GIF of Judge Aquilina throwing away the letter Larry Nassar wrote the court about how hard it is for him to listen to victim testimonies PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL.
Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp
Shout out to my boyfriend for asking me to make chicken and dumplings for dinner tonight. Didn't know I could make them so well. Also, shout out to my sister for giving me the recipe ❤️