Corinne Field

ladies is pimps too, go on brush ya shoulders off

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

I like to play a game called "Do I really need a bra for this?"

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

He just told a story about playing hockey at 16-17yo and his dad "taking one case of beer and leaving ten for us" ("us" is 10 of his buddies on the hockey team)

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

In case anyone is wondering, NO, my father's capacity to exaggerate has not diminished.

[Emily @emilykris10]

Halloween on the brink of 30: stay in bed til 2:30pm the next day, leave the house to get a bagel, coffee and Gatorade with no bra or make up on. Leave your keys inside your apartment and lock yourself out. Happy Sunday everyone

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

@emilykris10 Mango margarita and an arroz con pollo

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

Poll: Is 5 shoes too many to buy at once from @ShoeDazzle? (only interested in your answer if it's a no) (50% off boots & booties y'all)

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

Seriously tho, how many of @mindykaling insta pics do I have to like before we become best friends?

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

Three glasses of wine and a sleeping pill should do the trick right ? 🛫🛬

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

Idk if what I just saw was live but why do mayweather and mcgregor look like they're going to have a v passionate kiss tho

[Jeremy White 🚂 @JeremyWGR]

Congratulate them on the 2005 lottery win. https://t.co/SSBmtm6sQ1

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

Lol is it just me or did Malkin almost drop the Stanley Cup?

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

@LiterallyDom Wow.

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

ilu sleep

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

Do you think when I walk into @Starbucks they immediately know I'm going to order something super basic or do they have some hope I won't?

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper in a movie together??

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

When your mom's friends bribe you to go to Vegas (even tho you we're gonna go anyway)

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

Mom: "we're thinking about going to see Cher, would you want to go?"
Me: *can barely see phone thru tears*

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

My gynecologist prefers when I wear less makeup on talk shows.

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

Me: wow, I'm not even a little hungover
My eyeliner:

[Corinne Field @_corinney]

The best part about dog sitting for a neighbor a couple weeks ago is that now I can use his wifi at the pool