corndawg

these pretzels are making me thirsty

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

#GoodDayDetroit good morning from me and the baby squirrel living in my wall!!!

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

my tampon just shot out while doing a keg stand :-/////////

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

i am in ur walls can u Please bring me some soup

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

this superbowl is the 20th anniversary of janet jacksons halftime nip slip

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

the government is engaging in wars overseas because they dont want us to realize that there is a veneer pandemic violently and rapidly sweeping across our nation rn and it needs 2 be stopped

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

work is done, time 2 get high https://t.co/3ZXB3i8qyJ

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

just unpinned my one viral tweet from like 2017ish bc i felt like i was one of those guys who kept his hudl link in his bio far after graduating high school

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

ill be a swiftie once i see taylor smoke a cig

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

i wish i could pay an uber just to drive me around the city in a loop at night so i can look at all the pretty lights

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

@Simone_404 poor honey

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

just added this one to the lineup this AM

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

women always got some sick meme like the green m&m wit her titties out or some weird shit like that

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

putting “data analytics (astrological)” on my resume now that i can fully read a birth chart

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

remember mariah <33

[leon @skyferrori]

this is so stan tw coded when twitter didn’t even exist back then

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

this is my favorite vampire weekend album cover

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

THIS is last year's Christmas card from Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles, a Republican who represents the district that Covenant School is in in Nashville. #tnleg

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

@dridellis *aries season

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Jason Derulo has just tripped over a used Ozempic needle and fallen down the stairs at the 2023 Oscars

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

just unfollowed the pope on instagram to boost my ratio

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

@dridellis earth sign things

[corndawg @_corndogs1]

@clur19 milk froth it