Justin Cortus

I’ve been in 9 White Vans and none of them gave me candy

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@chatwithcaryn Me?

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@chatwithcaryn With one arm

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@jensxburner Women who don’t cheat, Wyd?

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@chatwithcaryn Not me 😂

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@chatwithcaryn I only know how to be used

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@chatwithcaryn And if I do?

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@unlockcaryn Sure they were

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@chatwithcaryn Love you

[Declan @Declan_2217]

Clayton Kershaw’s professional baseball career is officially over… 💔

Love you 22. Forever my 🐐

[𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐄 @FrankiesTwoLoud]

Mexico is not taking their loss well

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@2K PlayStation 5

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@unlockcaryn 100 fingers

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@unlockcaryn I’ll do it

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@unlockcaryn I’d be surprised if I received one

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@unlockcaryn Yo same

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@unlockcaryn Let me join

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Star outfielder Kyle Tucker and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.

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@unlockcaryn Like me?

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@unlockcaryn I’ll get you ice cream

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@unlockcaryn Your hands are so tiny