Cory Burtch

living on a latte and a prayer

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

I love that this holds the implication that vermin supreme may very well be immortal

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

I don't know who needs to hear this but no one has this range

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

@webbslinger17 But you’re so good at it

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

@webbslinger17 LAUREN THIS IS PHENOMENAL

[kk @krepalm]

best thing about fresno is that our airports name is FAT

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

@TrevorDmusic Do you and your friends just...go hang out in ikea

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

It’s going to be 82° on Tuesday and I want to know
A) HOW
B) why Fresno’s waiting for me to be on the coast to act like this

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

"CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND A TUDOR"

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

@webbslinger17 You could give me 8 hours to get ready and I wouldn’t look this good

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

@webbslinger17 I love you too!!

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

@webbslinger17

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

@webbslinger17 I love your comm prof

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

High school teachers: Do NOT rest your head on your hand. That is DISRESPECTFUL, do you think this will fly in college???

College professors:

[Aurén Wevb @webbslinger17]

Bro my comm prof really turned off the lights and had mandatory nap time for 15 minutes because “it’s been a long day”

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

I thought this was @TrevorDmusic making a meme again

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

Sitting in traffic court having a mild panic attack and annotating the code of Hammurabi is so on brand for me it hurts

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

@webbslinger17 Please never change

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

@webbslinger17 I was begrudgingly amused

[Cory Burtch @_coryellen_]

@webbslinger17 It’s my background now sometimes we just need an emotional support cucumber