cory 👽

who do you think you are? I am.

he/him

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

I wouldn't wish this level of procrastination on my greatest enemy

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

@e_barbus Church: We did your baptism wrong, you need to come back so we can do it again

Me:

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

@DaveDiCello Rams 34 Bengals 36

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

Who is Jack and why does he get so many cheeses???

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

Happy Earth Day to Recyclops and Recyclops only.

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

@Jzappp Hey Joe

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

Thinking back to the start of game two of a double header, somebody on the other team taking the field yelled "Top of the order!" so I yelled back "New Pitcher!!"

I miss college baseball.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Maybe tomorrow we'll all wear 42, that way they won't tell us apart

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

@Jzappp Drink any time somebody coughs

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

You know its gonna be a good day when you remember to move your hot pocket from your lunchbox to the work fridge before 10 AM 📈

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

Hard to believe it's been 9 years already.. Thanks for the bio Pete

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

9 years ago today we were graced with the best sports highlight of all time. Shoutout Pete Weber, shoutout his wife crying her eyes out, shoutout Gary Thorne on the call.

“Who do you think you are? I am!”

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

define foment.

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

I genuinely love seeing Mac still on everybody's Spotify Wrapped top artists. Pittsburgh's never gonna forget you @MacMiller

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

I don't wanna miss out on the holidays, but I can't stop covering up my face. I should be playing in the winter snow, but I'ma be socially distanced though..

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

What does Twitter even want me to put on my story? If I wanted everybody on Twitter to see what I have to say... I'd tweet it . . .

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

Don't forgive student loans because what else would I do with this extra $1 million that they said I'd make when I signed up?

[Valentina Vee @valentinavee]

Pretty sure this is exactly how it happened.

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

Trump's concession speech is gonna be like:

"Gimme two 'roni rolls, nachos and cheese, and a large diet coke."

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

So I'll be 35 by 2032 and I'm just working on a few talking points for the campaign, let me know what you think:

1) Won't be 80+ by the end of the term

2) Not racist.

Let me know if theres ananything else that anybody else could even want in a candidate!

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

@chancetherapper The poem that you wrote and performed for the Tiny Desk Concert was amazing, not to mention Juke Jam when you took care of JB's lines 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[cory 👽 @_corypullen]

@e_barbus Not as many snptcacc songs as I'd like there to be tbh..