sometimes i worry that i smoke a worrying amount of weed and then i see what real hardcore stoners are up to and i realize im probably just a regular amount of stoner
Some guy in the row in front of me said “nah you’re on your own after that” when mj asked him to bring her home. Like yeah dude that’s why you’d never be spiderman you’re not that guy pal
Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.