sarnia 🌿

God has allowed me to live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem

[sarnia 🌿 @_crescendoll_]

I so badly just want to be a cottagecore ass bitch like I wanna make my own clothes and grow my own food and make tea and just enjoy life but. here I am. broke and depressed

[𝄢 kat @Derivakat]

i am not a passenger princess i am a passenger court jester. i must keep the driver awake, assist in navigation and tightly manage the music playlist. my hat jingles so that i may maintain my permanent front seat privileges and avoid execution.

[Chappell Roan Now @ChappellRoanNow]

the demo bridge for HOT TO GO! is actually insane

[sarnia 🌿 @_crescendoll_]

@bombegranate87 I think this is hilarious actually because your mom really just said “I only relate to the characters who are depressed in that show actually”

[rue🌿 @Ruesavatar]

My sister described ozempic to me and uh, forgive me, but it kinda seems like they managed to manufacture anorexia.

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

I’m so sorry but Balto didn’t deliver diphtheria serum to sick children via sled in 1925 just for us to charge thousands for vaccines and withhold them from entire populations a century later

[sarnia 🌿 @_crescendoll_]

@ConcernedApe it’s a free update that is owed to no one, and you deserve peace and healthy work-life boundaries 🤍 as excited as I am for the Switch port, I’m happy to wait until they’re ready for launch rather than harass game creators who are already overworked!!!

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

I sat down and my bra unhooked itself. I stood up and my button up shirt popped open. My life is a joke. I’m like if Mr. Bean had big naturals.

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

unironically this image just made me feel so comforted and okay about where i am

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

yeah im sure lesbians are just furious about these pics

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

imagine being so transphobic you get sued by a cis gendered woman for transphobic bullying

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

Walz not only sobered up and turned his life around but then became Governor and signed the Minnesota Clean Slate Act to enable 500,000+ people to seal their past arrest records, giving them a second chance too.

[Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma]

The video is a perfect example of why girls are underdiagnosed for autism. Lmao

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

PAPA WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ZOO

[anna🦭 @tabinoflover]

trump saying he doesn’t want pronouns after an interview tells him kamala has she/her in her bio and the interviewer responding with “so you’re fluid” is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever heard

[Babble @Babble____]

Great comment from Reddit about the truth behind the Imane Khelif situation

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.