Cristina

I once karaoke'd “Why Don't We Do It in the Road?”

[Cristina @_cristina_]

Not 10 seconds after that, I spilled soup all over her bed that she was letting my lay in because I feel sick (no cable in my room). See..?

[Cristina @_cristina_]

There is truly no better mom than my mom. I can't even describe why in 140. She is just absolutely the best.

[Cristina @_cristina_]

If that's goaltender interference let's all just go home instead of playing hockey.

[Cristina @_cristina_]

Hey, there...hi. China? We're just going to take these jobs back, okay? Cool. See ya later. #GOPDebate

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I've taken a drink every time the @CNBC anchors said "ascending" and now I'm Judy Garland. #GOPDebate

[RECTIFY @Rectify]

The #Rectify Season 4 writer's room is officially open!

[Cristina @_cristina_]

@hockeydarling My first season without a magnetic schedule in, like, eight years. I'm not handling it well.

[Cristina @_cristina_]

If you can't bother to put on your suit jacket you don't deserve to have your questions answered. Also, Rep. Jim Jordan is the worst.

[Cristina @_cristina_]

@DiscountBurrito I know. Fkn March. So over having to buy tickets a million years in advance.

[Cristina @_cristina_]

@willmckinley Definitely the old days. With an exception made for the DEADWOOD movie(s), if they ever happen.

[Cristina @_cristina_]

I have the best mom a person could have. I am very lucky.

[RECTIFY @Rectify]

Weekend plans? Only 1 week left to watch #Rectify Season 3 on http://t.co/p4DlgJJRZ0! http://t.co/oZne0Jwk9t

[Cristina @_cristina_]

You try to sympathize with her, but Mary Tyler Moore's character in ORDINARY PEOPLE really is a monster.

[James Clark @jamesxtnj]

#OK didn't know they had drugs wrong. Result of secret executions w unqualified personnel & no transparency. #deathpenalty #RichardGlossip

[Radley Balko @radleybalko]

How the hell do Oklahoma officials come within minutes of executing a man before realizing that they don't have the right chemicals?

[Chris McDaniel @csmcdaniel]

At issue in @GovMaryFallin's stay is not the sedative that was at issue before #SCOTUS, but the 3rd drug -- the one that kills.

[Chris McDaniel @csmcdaniel]

BREAKING: @GovMaryFallin issues temporary stay of execution in Glossip case due to drug concerns.

[Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura]

What to expect at the execution. #Glossip

[James Queally @JamesQueallyLAT]

Why is Oklahoma planning to execute Richard Glossip on the word of an admitted killer? http://t.co/qakSZQ4gQ0 story now @latimesnational