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Limber Little Man 🏔🦅🦬

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My backyard ain’t looking half bad today

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@_Ulaniba If you have a vacuum with a handle attachment I would just suck it up and be done with it

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@_Ulaniba That’s definitely a spider

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Rock (of enormous magnitude)

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I am now from Tennessee if anyone asks where I grew up

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

Sisterhood isn’t a trend — it’s forever.

Don’t miss the new documentary #BamaRush, premiering May 23 on Max. #BamaRushDoc

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You had me at abusive

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I think it’s funny when people in internet fodder video comments come to a sudden great realization

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I think I skipped a few steps

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This is the kind of response I’m eliciting from people I trust right now. Lobotomy!

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I desperately need someone to remove the critical thinking faculties of my brain. Please free me from the big questions and let me live an ignorant life of bliss

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I desperately need someone to remove the critical thinking faculties of my brain. Please free me from the big questions and let me live an ignorant life of bliss

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This is what I was reading when I came to this observation

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I have never wandered across a freshly baked pie emanating scented delight from an open window

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I have never wandered across a freshly baked pie emanating scented delight from an open window

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Me rn

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On a day like today, you need to take your glasses off to see a little more clearly.

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On a day like today, you need to take your glasses off to see a little more clearly.

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I pick one day to cry profusely on the phone with my mom just for my neighbor to walk in unannounced to grab her laundry from our communal laundry room. No one is safe.

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I am a machine that converts Thai curry into eight hours of sleep

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Sometimes you just gotta do some raw-dog birding and wander the streets with no binoculars, no phone, no nothin’

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I get a text about once a week from a different person saying they saw a bird and it made them think of me. A mighty legacy to have

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Winter ecology

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

In President Biden’s first year in office, he protected more American lands and waters than any president since President Kennedy.

And in the first two years, our Administration delivered record funding for conservation thanks to the President's leadership.

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Just met the founder of Patagonia and had a whole conversation with him and didn’t know who it was until my coworker asked if I knew who he was when he left