🎃EVERYBODYS NOBODY😶‍🌫️

Make your life worth dying for. KINGS (26-26) 🥇

[🎃EVERYBODYS NOBODY😶‍🌫️ @_croke]

Say no.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Fat Joe on the Knicks’ finals run: “I seen Hasidic Jews break dancing with Black kids. This is the greatest unification of the city since 9/11” (@krispursiainen)

[☆ @m4riposas]

facetimed my bf bc he wasnt answering my texts and this how he answered

[sissy sub richard nixon @nixmao]

this problem has already been solved

[Zherka @ZherkaOfficial]

That MMO experience you have at 10 years old never gets replaced by anything, you can fuck every woman on earth, it does not fill the hole.

[pattoune @leanfloat]

may i see your boobs pretty please

[陽介 @052ysk]

俺のちんぽデカすぎてシコるときも1往復するのに約8時間かかる。

[slothy @slothy_420]

locking myself in a hot car and going to sleep

[unholytrini 👁️‍🗨️ @unholytrinii]

some chicks have dicks, some dudes have tits, fuck the knicks, SPURS IN 6!!!!

[Bob Saget @snatchingbtc]

I remember this one time this girl convinced me to get drunk thinking we was gon fuck 😂😂😂 I ended up curled up in her arms crying about another bitch 💀💀💀💀💀💀 I told you I don’t like to drink like that🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️💯‼️

[shofu @shofu]

The kids of tomorrow will never understand the joy of finding a cool two player browser flash game during computer lab and controlling your character with WASD while your friend uses the arrow keys to control his

[ice fisher @2prayer2god2]

When I have sex with my girlfriend I cum in like 23 seconds and then I have to watch bear attack videos on YouTube to recover after

[Royce Lopez @hippojuicefilm]

When they say America doesn't build stuff anymore show them this. Taxpayer money has been building bigger black women since EBT was created. Looking like Kirby in I have a Dreamland.

[👽⭐️🇸🇳 @BiggySpurs]

I think the Spurs should sell high on Wemby lowkey

[Bells :) @bangelopickle]

There are SOBER children in Africa rn STOP being ungrateful and DRINK THE BEER

[clown baby @clownbusting]

goodwill manager just walked in on me naked and vaping #lawsuit

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

slob on my knob
sponge on my bob
I’m Mr Krabs
come do your job

[Noah Burns @NoahBurnsOhio]

Everytime I try to gain infinite life and my opponent forces me to declare a number, I make the number their social security number. Is this a form of angle shooting?

[Big Boris @BigBoris_2]

This guy undid a hundred years of feminist propaganda with a single post.

[Raymond Rodriguez, MBA @raymondrdz10]

The San Antonio Spurs will win a basketball game tonight.

Fuck ICE.

Free Palestine.

donald trump is a pedophile.