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Sorry Excuse of a College Baseball player- Former Student at Subby University - Toxic Yankee Fan- Breaks Too Much Shit

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I see why divorced dad rock is a thing

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Bring back rainbow loom

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Just blew up a Walgreens bathroom. Do the kings take 2 today?

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I wish Payton tolle was a Yankee. These TikTok edits are so tough

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Started the day with some avocado toast, bacon, cup of coffee and fat Perez edits.

Peak.

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Forgot the feeling of waiting for someone to text me. I’m cooked.

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Nothing worse than leaving my wife for the weekend

[alicia @LeeshaMae31]

Oh they are having A TIME

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

This is the best post-game interview in the history of sports.

24 year-old Jack Hughes from Florida, who scored the game winning golden goal against Canada for Team USA:

“This is about our country. I love the USA. I’m proud of Team America…”

🇺🇸

[house @_crotch_fire]

JACK FUCKING HUGHES

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Opening instagram was a mistake

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Bring back the Harlem shake

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PLEASE

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CAN YHE YANKEES DO SOMETHING PLEASE

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Crossed on Christmas Eve. The way God intended

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CAN YHE YANKEES DO SOMETHING PLEASE

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Mets love our sloppy seconds

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Waiting for the liquor store to open like it’s Black Friday.

Happy Monday

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@BulletDoug walking out of his room like Penn State during a white out to write his newsletter

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Adderall and a zyn are a better duo than Kobe and Shaq

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Took an adderall to write a 15 page paper and I’m functioning like 2014-15 Quincy Acy