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thank you for bothering me

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I want what he has

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highly recommend removing this app from your phone and only coming on occasionally from a different device to lurk on threads like “funniest animated scene” and laugh your ass off before work on a monday

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Timothée looks amazing why lie

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@VereenaSayed aquaphor!

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if you had told me when I got engaged that I’d be going to bed after my bachelorette party absolutely stone cold sober I would’ve laughed in your fucking face

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why does every Celtics home game into December already only have massively inflated resale tickets available? I literally checked this morning and tickets weren’t even available yet

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hope my neighbors enjoyed the all @SaraBareilles cover concert I just performed for them

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hot girls get sad on their birthday

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googling “how to not take everything so personally.” surely this will fix me

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did you know you can just go to the store and buy snacks?

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drove home during a panic attack today. who is doing it like me

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good morning to Ime Udoka and the Boston Celtics who gave us an incredibly exciting season and the gift of getting to watch our team well into June

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excuse me this is not the basketball game I ordered

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“I spent a ton of money on this thing and it fucking sucks but I’m sure it’s just me! I need to do better!”

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every influencer is in an abusive relationship with the dyson air wrap

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I don’t even like basketball this has all been a deep fake

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I love to have panic attacks every day while doing completely non-anxiety-provoking things. really keeps me on my toes

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🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

(this is a Celtics tweet)

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I love to make a time consuming snack like popcorn on the stove instead of working

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it’s the time of year where I complain about how bathing suits aren’t made for boobs. why doesn’t an XL triangle bikini top fit a D cup? I didn’t order an XL for more string