Wild Kile™

The Professional Hater

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

Once again sobbing in my living room at 10am but this time my upstairs neighbor is (still) hosting their entire family for Christmas and everybody just got here

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

Can u believe that a stray Patron bottle in the streets of Detroit slashed my tires (yes, obviously)

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

My server at brunch just wished me a Happy Honda Days

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

Today is the one year anniversary of me calling off work bc I had a panic attack bc I found out my bf hacked my computer to creep on my texts and then we heard our upstairs neighbor literally dying while we both cried about it anyways the body keeps the score happy December 3rd

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

Where can I do sports betting on The National Dog Show

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Land Acknowledgment

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

I’m definitely not a sociopath bc a baby smiled and waved at me today

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

Why do I always get thrown some hard truths or bad news and then realize I’ve been walking around w $666 cash the whole time

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

Not even trying to be dramatic but the thought of going back to work tomorrow is making me physically ill

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

I think this whole Ch*rlie K*rk thing is just another classic example of if u talk shit u will get popped and that’s life babe

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

I pass a clothing store in a shitty neighborhood everyday called Speed Jeans and one time the S was out.
Peed Jeans.

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

The spider in my basement just pulled a knife on me and tried to steal my wallet

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

Listen man I have my own issues w monogamy but I’m next to a poly couple at the bar rn and I could never imagine being that fucking annoying

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

Hey yeah sorry I had a hard week gotta get drunk tonight before therapy tomorrow morning to calm tf down

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

Accidentally got the ladder foot stuck in the risotto in the walk-in again @ work today. I rly don’t care anymore guys idgaf fr idk

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

If there’s one thing I don’t wanna do it’s literally anything

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

Do u ever have a bad day but ur like well tomorrow will be better and then tomorrow is like also a pretty bad day

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

Watching Coffin Wars (???) on ESPN 8 (????) at the bar ?????

[Wild Kile™ @_crylee_]

I had a hard convo w a friend yesterday and at the hardest part a Rasta man on roller skates floated by us singing a song and balancing a 4ft stick on his head. Silliness finds a way.