Christina Sur

#8 on @ChicagoNemesis / my life's passion is eggs

[Christina Sur @_csur]

Idk who needs to hear this but...
🗣️ RINSE YOUR RICE.
Then rinse it again. And another 2-3 times after that.

[elle @postcardsbyelle]

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

[Christina Sur @_csur]

@scland09 The way I would be 10x more excited for Marta+Brazil if we weren't the ones who had to play them 😭😭

[Christina Sur @_csur]

MANIFESTING A GIRMA GOAL

[W Golazo @WGolazo]

Sorry, we're busy today 🤷‍♀️

[ScHoolboy Q @ScHoolboyQ]

Trinity fucking RODMAN 🥲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Christina Sur @_csur]

@scland09 I'm having the okay-est of times 🤩🤩🤩

[Christina Sur @_csur]

desperately wanting @USWNT to score but also yelling "anyone but korbin!" at the TV any time there's a scramble in the box

[Christina Sur @_csur]

Stopping right at the bottom of an escalator or at the end of a moving walkway should be punished with jailtime

[Christina Sur @_csur]

please someone tell me how watching men's soccer is any fun 😐

[Samantha Dudley @InspiredByJM]

Sam Mewis is the only one approaching this situation with the people that were hurt by Korbin Albert’s action in mind. It breaks my heart that her career was cut short because she’s the captain this team needs right now. Her voice in the locker room would mean everything #uswnt

[Claire Watkins @ScoutRipley]

In terms of success stories, as a longtime Casey Krueger appreciator it feels really good (and helpful to the team!!) for her to make her first outright major tournament USWNT roster. She's so consistent.

[W Golazo @WGolazo]

10/10, no notes @L0momma 🔥

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HOLY SHIT… IN THEIR RELEASE VIDEO THE #CHARGERS HAVE #CHIEFS KICKER HARRISON BUTKER IN THE KITCHEN

💀💀💀

[Christina Sur @_csur]

inject Mike Breen ¡bang! calls straight into my veins

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE DOUBLE BANG 🤯 @Divincenzo

@MSGNetworks @KnicksMSGN

[Christina Sur @_csur]

USWNT needs to do a pride month jersey reveal asap and then post an updated shebelieves roster 😤

[The Women's Game @WomensGameMIB]

ALYSSA NAEHER APPRECIATION TWEET🙏 🇺🇸

In her 101st cap, the Connecticut-born keeper turns in a penalty shootout performance for the ages, saving three and scoring one. An embodiment of calm and tranquility in the position where it is desperately needed.

[Christina Sur @_csur]

ALYSSA NAEHER MY QUEEN FOREVER