chris

houston made • atl • howard alum • leo

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Atlanta drivers will end your life if it saves them three minutes.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Cold calling me on Teams is a hate crime.

[tani @keepupwithtani]

Gas too high to be in the office everyday.

[Zion @zionszzn]

fridays don't even hit the same anymore, we just be tired

[maOnisa✨ @zeexonline]

Friday my baby, I need you 😭😭

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

How do I block someone on Microsoft Teams?

[2𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓴𝓮𝔂𝔂 @nomodeath]

A relationship so stable you can buy concert tickets 4 months in advance >>

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

[Chris @bl0nded11]

every concert feels mid after you’ve seen beyoncé live

[kenn @HelloKennedi]

I hate when people get to meet Beyonce. That’s supposed to be me.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Hating your job while simultaneously being grateful for your job is so frustrating.

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐🪼 @JoroJrn]

My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go

[sine. @sneminaj]

A 9–5 will humble you. One minute you’re passionate, next minute you’re calculating how many sick days you have left.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

@PressSec Democrats tried to pass 6 different bills that would have opened TSA. Stop with your gaslighting. Republicans blocked all 6.

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

The snow keep coming back cause y’all still got them Christmas trees up