caldo

i love nando's more than your mum does!

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

go follow my new account @calummcsporran

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

@TheDempo you better be coming down tomorrow mate!!

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

@YouSexyJonas hey! next stop off the train n I'll meet Sara then we're heading down, dm me your number :) x

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

follow my new twitter @calummcsporran

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

follow my other account @calummcsporran that I'll be using from now on!

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

going back to using my old account, added most of you if not follow @calummcsporran and I'll follow you back obviously

[Mr.Darkside ® @unitedforlife1]

Ryan Giggs: 919 games, 165 goals. Premier League 12, Fa Cup 4, League Cup 4, CL 2, Club WC 1. Happy Birthday legend. #mufc

[Red Miss Devil @RedMissDevil]

"Only two players made me cry when watching football, one was Diego Maradona and the other Ryan Giggs" - Del Piero #GiggsLegend

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

@sammybryceland yep

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

@fernfletch sorry what!?

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

@fernfletch cause your face is fucked and leather looking cause of all those sunbeds

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

@hails_freak witta cow! can't be fucked with college as well

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

@hails_freak my fucking sister just grassed me in! opened my door n shouted MUM HE'S STILL IN BED! #adopted

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

@hails_freak I can hear my mum and sister talking downstairs, don't know what to do..

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

love testing new people with good chat/banter

[boysie wise @boysiewise11]

Does anyone else see the tooth fairys always hovering over the Jeremy Kyle studio!! #itstherepickandmix

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

@fuqthelaw aww a guy gets 'taco'd' it looks so sore / amazing

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

@fuqthelaw are you watching ridiculousness just now!?

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

love Tyler the Creator and he's on my favourite programme Ridiculousness right now #winning

[caldo @_cupidstunt]

I'm a fucking walking paradox no I'm not threesomes with a fucking triceratops