trey

professional hater

[frankie @iimfrankie]

i just got word that erling haaland is actually from jalisco

[uu @um33m3]

i’ve always been a procrastinator i’ll just kill myself later

[suri @suricidal]

no world cup matches today damn i’m kinda bored as shit

[63 reasons to cry @russelllockedin]

being an f1 fan is all fun and games until your favorite driver is in the wdc fight

[mo :c @fruitpibble]

you're losing me babe you only got 400 more chances left

[Juan Vargas @agoodjuan]

for the next three days

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

We can start bar hopping right now for the FIFA World Cup if ya want

[Icy @whereicy]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[🦇 @ih8mybitch]

girl leave me alone you evil and im easy

[robyn (derogatory) @typicallyrobyn]

nice high beams bro. i have a gun

[junkie .ᐟ⭑ @quitdrug]

“you're up early” bold of you to assume I've slept

[🦢 @meishato]

you forgot to block me from the astral world. see you in your dreams

[۟ @ieatu4lunch]

when i die boomerang them lowering me into the ground plz

[Jo🇵🇷🇨🇴 @hellzhybris]

unfortunately i’m a #noticer

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[Rush @CFCRushh]

My mum just sent me a Goodnight text

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

nonverbal phone time but our legs are touching so we're there for each other

[JM @Jmaeriee]

That’s my baby we just can’t see eye to eye