cydnie hampton

I act and make stuff

[cydnie hampton @_cydnie]

did someone say taco bell

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@cdenbyswanson hi I’m currently in a production of The Norwegians as Betty and I’m dying to know why she is wandering outside in Act 2. Was she just spying on them? How did she know they’d be there 🥸

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

landlord: the cost of rent has gone up

businesses: that’s a natural part of doing business

suppliers: the cost of materials has gone up

businesses: that’s a natural part of doing business

worker: the cost of my labor has gone up

businesses: listen here you little shit

[cydnie hampton @_cydnie]

Honestly not sure if I’ve ever been “horny” but right now I would love a hand on the small of my back

[cydnie hampton @_cydnie]

Me in my car outside of Ulta after I try on everything I just bought

[cydnie hampton @_cydnie]

@phoebe_bridgers I need to speak with your hairdresser what toner do they use pls

[cydnie hampton @_cydnie]

I take my mini dose of meth (adderall) a few days in a row and now I think I’m a vlogger

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

live pic of police at the capitol

[cydnie hampton @_cydnie]

@delia_cai Serving Rudy Giuliani lunch when I worked at a restaurant in midtown 😳

[leah 🦇 @lilbitofleah]

Men, what is stopping you from dressing like this

[cydnie hampton @_cydnie]

Because ceos need money :/ :( :/

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I was just thinking this 🥺

[wyatt f @wyattfair]

If you are writing a play about COVID stop

[cydnie hampton @_cydnie]

Asking my boyfriend if I could borrow his copy of The Communist Manifesto is like, yes I am the politically engaged agent of change Gen Z wants me to be

[cydnie hampton @_cydnie]

#NoNuanceNovember nyc should go into quarantine rn 💋💋

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

RT if you’re on the left:

[cydnie hampton @_cydnie]

I’m not good at Twitter because my comedy doesn’t stay within 140 characters... its takes me a while to get to a punchline. But when I do!!! Ohhhh baby

[cydnie hampton @_cydnie]

@NYGovCuomo @NYCMayor what’s up with this??????