I WAS trying to drink don an henny mixed and the universe said โHA RETIRED SAD HOE, NOโ and had a beetle body slam its self into my head so hard it died On impact and fell in my cup
Apparently Iโm weird for kissing my HG (who is my exs cousin) MIND YOU the ex bitch would literally joke on my ass about kissing my friends when Iโm drunk, cause thatโs one thing Iโm known for.
MIND YOU THIS NOT THE FIRST TIME IVE KISSED SAID HG๐ญ๐คฃ #ikissedagirlandilikedit
This dude cursed me out tonight and told me โnow ik why your ex cheated on youโ all because heโs MARRIED with 3 kids youngest being 6-7 MO and I told him to leave the girls at my bar alone ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I read a quote that said, โYou can be the prettiest shade of green, but youโll never be enough for someone whose favorite color is blue,โ and it really stuck with me.