Daij 🌻

You want to be around me, but what do I get from your presence? 🌱

[Daij 🌻 @_daaij]

I’m so ready for this vacation.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[🐝 @beha_hun]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[☣︎ @BigMo_tion]

Oh my kids r gonna hate me 😭

[$ @jxtsummer]

unfortunately i do find everything funny except being broke that sht ain't funny

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

nigga that’s jayson tatum

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

it’s always something new with these mfs 😭😭

[ً @artfuIchaos]

You disrespect yourself every time you let something slide that doesn’t sit right with you so I’ve buckled down on my boundaries as a form of self love. My time is valuable, my feelings are valid. those who love me will respect it. I desire nothing more and will take nothing less

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

If i come out my crib and someone just walks across my abdomen ima be tight😭😂😂

[Trafalgar D. Tina 🏴‍☠️ @JujutsuBby]

them funky bastards should’ve been did this

[figment of your imagination @ninimazara]

You cannot humble someone who already humbles themselves. I challenge my own ego, I study my shadow. I’m not afraid to face myself.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

How fast your job expects you to eat on your 30 min lunch break

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Would not be 1% surprised if Rihanna only sees him as the Zebra from Madagascar 😭

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why it’s always the panties that fall when you carrying laundry

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

ok 🐘

[Kitty Parker 👩🏾‍🍳💕 @heyjoydoe]

taking a full day of PTO for a 15 minute appointment >

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Unfortunately, people always underestimate how serious I am about my peace.

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[tanya @tanyzusmpg]

it’s always funny when someone tries to quietly work their way back into your good graces. no conversation, no accountability, just a sudden increase in friendliness like we’re all supposed to forget how we got here.

[k @ysljennii]

rappers used to be fit & fine smh, now all we have is big drug belly demons :(