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[United Nations Geneva @UNGeneva]

Independent experts today urged the UK 🇬🇧 not to ban the “direct action” group @Pal_action as a terrorist organisation under the Terrorism Act 2000.

“Acts of protest that damage property, but are not intended to kill or injure people, should not be treated as #terrorism.”

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

What can you even say anymore…it’s very straightforwardly a genocide

[Matt Kennard @kennardmatt]

Headline has now been changed…of course.

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

mr xi jingping, my name is stan and i am 7 years old, every night mr sunak turns more sides into meal deal mains. please send j-6 superiority fighter jets my country yearns for freedom

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

My 3-5 year plan is that amazing things will happen to me

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

This is a legit bombshell https://t.co/7qKuOCx1UO

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@criterionchannl @filmdaze Signs (2002)
@Kng_Jammy
#criterion4you

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

I've been staring at this for ~5 minutes now trying to write a joke for it, but nothing could possibly be funnier than imagining how much this picture means to some 19 year old British kid out there. He probably audibly gasped out loud like an anime character when he saw this

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Mr bean. Funny

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

EXCLUSIVE: Royal beekeeper has informed the Queen's bees that the Queen has died https://t.co/uS5fCVH0Uz

[deathcore__doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE]

the queen: Finally! Methinks I had grown most tired indeed of that bumbling oaf Boris blathering about the honor of serving his Majesty. I should hardly bear to live through another such trial. What remains on my schedule
secretary: your meeting with Liz Truss, majesty
the queen:

[helena riley @freshhel]

Im trying to imagine what would’ve had to go differently in my life for me to be someone whos attracted to Timothy chalamet.. maybe if i took AP classes in high school? Or if i got attacked by a praying mantis

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Researchers have turned dead spiders into necrobotic grippers capable of lifting items that weigh more than 100 times their own body weight.

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YESSS!!! #TrustInTruss #Trussmania

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Foreign Secretary Liz Truss becomes the 10th Conservative MP to launch a bid for the party's leadership https://t.co/y0bl0sE2fF

[The Independent @Independent]

‘I want a beer’: Paralysed man communicates first words in months using brain implant https://t.co/Q4Cos20K7O

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

this file when shared to me was entitled "Crow acquires UNREASONABLE amount of cookie"

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