coach wymack

Coach of the Palmetto Foxes Exy Team

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

with the grace of a fucking bulldozer

[🔸️queen of exy🔸️ @_deadliestpiece]

You have no technological literacy, how do you run a college sports team?

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

@nickgayhemmick asked me why I didn’t mention Andrew actually showing up 2 practice yet. am I suppose to applaud you fuckers doing the bare minimum?

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

sometimes I wonder why exactly it is I trust my son to an angsty blonde disaster child but then I realize he’s probably doing a better job looking after him than I am

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

@allyreynolds_7 oh wow I think I may just have a marathon with you two love birds name’s all over it

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

this goes for any athlete.

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

just restocked. took a picture this time so I know when one of you assholes snatches one.

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

@Dan01Wilds I’m trying my fucking best

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

I’m too old for this bs

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

@_drewminyard03 @_jos_10 & I don’t want you fuckers stealing my alcohol. life isn’t fair.

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

@_jos_10 @_deadliestpiece haha very funny Josten

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

alright who took my fucking alcohol?

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

@_drewminyard03 @_jos_10 still “sick”?

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

@_drewminyard03 @_jos_10 “Not going” where exactly?

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

@nickgayhemmick dissapointed but not surprised

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

@_jos_10 Josten as much as I’d love to ask you if you are truly as oblivious as you seem I honestly do not want to know the answer to that question

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

*Neil

[🔸️queen of exy🔸️ @_deadliestpiece]

Hey why the hell is dad the only one who can get Andrew to do stuff.

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

hey less infamous Minyard nice to have you on the team! please pay attention to your damn position as opposed to stealing so many glances at the Vixens.

[Aaron Minyard 🦊 @Minyard05Aaron]

Hey coach nice to have you on Twitter! Please use spellcheck.

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

@_jos_10 no amount of money will ever be enough to compensate me for being dealing with this teams bs

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

don’t “hi coach” me Josten, where tf has Minyard been cause it sure as hell isn’t at practice!

[neil josten @_jos_10]

hi coach

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

@_drewminyard03 that’s what I like to hear Minyard

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

well not as of late seeing as you haven’t graced us with your fucking presence at practice

[Andrew Minyard @_drewminyard03]

@_dadliestpiece It’s not a welcome. I’m ecstatic that you have to put up with me more than normal now

[coach wymack @_dadliestpiece]

@_drewminyard03 great to hear because I recently got news of an upcoming marathon