Dad Without Kids

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[Dad Without Kids @_dadwithoutkids]

@piersmorgan Please don't come to Canada

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Bob Ross is very calming. 5 min into this show, it feels like you've been fucked to death by a thousand pillows.

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

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[Lorne Maier @bigdaddyteacher]

#canvsusa loser pays for the wall #WorldJuniors

[Evan Richardson @ERichStreet]

Canada's hot start is a direct response to this garbage attempt at poutine in the US capital earlier this week.#CANvsUSA https://t.co/p6oOON4VCu

[Dad Without Kids @_dadwithoutkids]

@Burnzie88 wearing a mouth guard is in the same ball park as having unprotected sex, then putting a condom on #toolate #tmltalk

[Dad Without Kids @_dadwithoutkids]

@NRL @brisbanebroncos Benji practicing up his spear tackle

[Dad Without Kids @_dadwithoutkids]

@KimKardashian looks like you're taking paris as efficiently as taking Ray J

[Dad Without Kids @_dadwithoutkids]

I love how @Burnzie88 is wearing a mouthgaurd to teach our kids about #gumsafety #leafssharks

[Dad Without Kids @_dadwithoutkids]

@Dele_Alli will they give me special diving powers like you?

[Dad Without Kids @_dadwithoutkids]

@MapleLeafs how the hell does everyone afford tickets to this place? #houseremortgage

[Dad Without Kids @_dadwithoutkids]

@JustinTrudeau @impactmontreal @torontofc I wish I could speak french so I could tell that guy pointing the #greendot on the pitch to f off

[Dad Without Kids @_dadwithoutkids]

@MLS what the fuck is that #greendot on the pitch #MLSCupPlayoffs @torontofc, fuck @impactmontreal fans

[Tastless Gentleman @tasteless_man]

This couldn't be anymore valid.

[Dad Without Kids @_dadwithoutkids]

@LeBatardShow No I for one think all of you are fucking shit

[Dad Without Kids @_dadwithoutkids]

@LeBatardShow you guys suck

[Dad Without Kids @_dadwithoutkids]

@realDonaldTrump says he doesn't want foreigners killing Americans, yet he's happy with 33000 deaths by guns, which are majority americans