Hannah Dahl

I do basic white girl things.

[Hannah Dahl @_dahl11]

Coming to Twitter to bitch about the fact that I hate my hair and have nothing cute to wear today. #happybirthday

[Hannah Dahl @_dahl11]

As someone who historically has been all about their birthday, I’m really not looking forward to mine in 12 days.

[Hannah Dahl @_dahl11]

My toxic trait is that I online shop every time a guy turns me down.

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Flight day update: just sprinted from gate to gate to make my last connecting

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Maybe I’ll just hang out at the airport and pick up a pilot to date…

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Here’s to hoping I make all my connecting flights today when I only have a 50 min layover each time.

[Hannah Dahl @_dahl11]

My mom just openly admitted to my dad that she tried to take money out of his wallet to put in his own birthday card yesterday 😂☠️

[Hannah Dahl @_dahl11]

Restaurant idea: a place that serves half portions of full meals. I’d call it Halvesies

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It amazes me the amount of people who don’t understand how to find their seat on a plane.

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For the girl who never had a date to a school dance, I really shouldn’t be surprised that I’m still single at 28

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Dating at 28 is the literal worst.

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catching up on the new season of #LoveIsBlind #yikes

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Thanks @dominos for making sure I’m someone’s valentine this year 😂

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I love old people at the local coffee shop. Just hanging out. Having conversation. Today, they’re celebrating a birthday.

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Getting turned down in a hicktown is the worst.

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

It's raining t-shirts (virtually)!! 👕

RT & Like for your chance to win a @gruber_law t-shirt.

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I should probably talk with a therapist about my self image issues

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So thankful I have my dog to come home to because I’m 100% sure I’d cry 90% more often if she wasn’t here.

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Wore my glasses to the ey doc and they took them to look at them since I’m a new patient… so now I’m just chillin with my phone 8” from my face so I can see something.

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@ryanthillparody 🙄

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I wonder what it’s like to get the relationship thing right the first time around.