Dairyleigh 🌊

[Chris Branch @chris_twiggy]

Mens game, women's game, the only constant is that the referee is a wanker. #Lionesses

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

my only critique of Barbie is that none of the Barbies scissored which is such a huge part of a Barbie’s life as to be unimaginable to miss in a film like this

[Lou Taylor @LouTaylorTrash]

Accidentally turned down a gig on the 12th of July as I saw a dot in my calendar and thought I must be busy but it’s just Battle of the Boyne.

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

If I could recommend anything to young women it’s to stay single at 19. I do not know a single woman who had a good experience with a man at 19. Just stay in your home and learn to bake it is better than whatever will happen to you romantically at 19

[Dairyleigh 🌊 @_dairyleigh]

Selling 2x tickets for @Daniel_Sloss Friday 3rd Feb. Can’t go cos of strikes 😭 message me. #danielsloss

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

In a brief moment, a mother with Alzheimers looks into her daughter’s eyes, remembers her, and tells her she loves her.

Life is precious. Memories are a gift. Parents are the greatest gift. https://t.co/a4L8LBQdnj

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

Having a shower with a fixed shower head when you’re tall

[Dairyleigh 🌊 @_dairyleigh]

I love this thread soooooo much

[cameron 🔥 @camruined]

The noise Miriam Margolyes makes when she realises she swore on live TV after saying she was watching herself 💀 I bloody love this woman.

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[Dairyleigh 🌊 @_dairyleigh]

When you’ve had an ‘ekin long day #LoveIsland

[Dairyleigh 🌊 @_dairyleigh]

Erm this was made for me..

[Nick Reilly @NickJWReilly]

My new obsession, Wordle but with music.
#Heardle #7

🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

https://t.co/PemfM46lgM

[Dairyleigh 🌊 @_dairyleigh]

x2 @iamrationale gig tickets for sale. Stalls standing 🎶🖤

[Andrew Maxwell @andrewismaxwell]

If the news gets you down

Please remember
Somewhere out there
A Granny has just put a homemade cardigan on a baby for the first time

And they look like a right little
bobby dazzler! 😊

[Dairyleigh 🌊 @_dairyleigh]

@TLinks69 @HighwaysSEAST Do you know if this has been cancelled?

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

All very well but there is another Dick who needs to resign.

[Carmen Lagala @CarmenLagala]

Pre-workout: I would rather kill myself than exercise right now

Post-workout: exercise is the only thing keeping me from killing myself

[Gary Younge @garyyounge]

Look, we’ve all been there. Show up for a meeting at work, having been asked to bring booze, only to find hundreds of people there getting pissed up, just to figure out, 25 minutes later, that you’re actually at a party in your own garden.