Boi-Omah🥷💎

There’s more upstairs.🫈

[IdeasPro @ideaspro8]

@_damiChoco @29_xhelo One lady gave birth in my area back then and died in the process. They called her parents who live somewhere faraway that their daughter had died and those ones started arguing that their daughter just left their house not quite long ago

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

@OlayinkaAderon7 You can’t claim you love someone and do doggy with them...
I don’t know but it’s kinda weird!

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

As a parent, you cannot love your children equally, otherwise it’s pretense. You will always have a favorite kid unless you gave birth to just one.

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

This girl don dey use billing comot this love for my heart shaa 😪
And e dey pain me

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

@yabaleftonline First Of All, I’m not entering any public gathering wearing matching outfits with my wife. We’re not Twins please 😒
And Yes, it doesn’t mean I won’t love my wife.

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

“There’s no reward for being a good guy in a relationship if the energy is not reciprocated”

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

@zhurg_ I went to my EX’s workplace one time to apologize for something she did obviously, I even bought her lunch that very day.
That same night, her co worker drove her to his house to knack.
There’s no reward for being a good guy in a relationship if the energy is not reciprocated.

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

@Mrbankstips My EX na living testimony.

This bastard will close from work, follow her colleague home to fuck before going home and tell me work was stressful and she’s tired.
The day I found out, I almost fainted.

Oluwaponmile, wherever you are!
You will bring shame to your family!

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

@gagolino6 @29_xhelo I don hear you.

He for hold am for cloth make he see wonders.

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

My Grandma (mom’s dad) told us this.
Long ago, my dad was in one of those big Lagos bus (Moluè), when he saw my aunty’s husband. According to him he smiled and just waved at my dad, and my dad was even trying to greet properly but he didn’t reply well but my dad didn’t take it seriously per se, it was after closing hours so maybe he’s stressed; he thought. He (my dad) was standing, while He (aunt’s husband) was seating, my dad didn’t think too much of it until he got home and they told him Michael’s Dad died that afternoon, everyone was shocked when he told us he saw Baba Michael inside same vehicle on his way home. That was when my grandma said if he had mistakenly touched him or try to get his attention by force at the time, he may not make it home…

If I didn’t witness this story firsthand, I’d have called the guy who posted about this a liar.
There are so many Mysteries in this world we live in, many many. If you live with Older people in the remote towns and villages, you’ll hear stories that will send chills down your spine.

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

@29_xhelo If you had forcefully shook that guy or even hit him, you’d have died on that spot and the world will never know what happened. They’ll just assumed you slumped and died on your way to church.

Good For You.
RIP to Him.

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

@etomoni7 @29_xhelo Go and follow the story up, they always die afterwards.

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

@roydey4u Leave settings first, That’s not the type of girl you should consider approaching if you really love your life.

[OLAMIDE not Baddo🧢 @Hirazzy]

iPhone journey for 2026? 😂😭

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

@Themrbachelor What in the fucking AI is this photo?

[Kome @Uncle2Triplets]

9-5ers it’s bed time.

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

Listening to your girl coaching her friend on relationship while she’s not even in your team B

[Phave•🕸 @Phavebrawn]

"what i bring to the table?? My UTERUS is the table"

I have heard things but this one's new.

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

@heisdavies94285 Hiiiiii ijn

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

I sha hope say reinforcements bars dey thing make e no be say na this Step una go later climb go heaven.

[Fiona Barrett @Fiona_Barrett54]

Essa maquina faz os degraus enquanto sobe ?

[Boi-Omah🥷💎 @_damiChoco]

True, cos sadly it all becomes memories some day.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Laughing with your mom is genuinely one of the best feelings ever.