Dani

garbage disposal, beefcake, dirty dan, bad decisions, and probably a few more nicknames (she/her)

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Another beautiful day in New York, I wonder what line I should stand in today

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Thank you, Lola Young, we need more people to win awards like they just got called down on The Price is Right.

[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

[shawntilly lace @sh_wnee]

i crash my car into a tree. i don’t care

[mellisrara🤔🧠 @tijeraras]

tuna sandwiches are so good but sometimes i feel like im biting into this

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

I had a salad for lunch and then 16 handfuls of Cheetos for lunch dessert

[god’s silliest clown @www_lupita_com]

Pilates?? El cabron que mandó matar a Jesús???? 😡😡😡

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

me before i was diagnosed with OCD

[erika @yeeeerika]

you never know what burdens people are dealing with

[@PumpkinSpiceCup 🌺🌸🌹🌻🌼🌷 @PumpkinSpiceCup]

Me to all the people replying with Carly Rae Jepsen

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

that one girl who don’t play bout her spongebob references

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“don’t you get tired of being alone?”

me being alone:

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

me when a mechanic is talking to me

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“GO, GO!! YOU COULD’VE GONE”

[T a y 🖤 @tieyoo]

Me if I was Alice

[Dani @_dammitdani]

@LaceyBlase Ooh bad girl!