Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody)

Let's be real, I'm the best thing since dry humor. Occasionally funny. he/him

[Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody) @_daniel_c_]

@ratponytail @NYCMayor So you don’t think there’s less demand on the power grid at night?

[Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody) @_daniel_c_]

@ratponytail @NYCMayor Not sure if you know this but there’s less demand on the grid at night, not more

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

"Big Tent" Dems the second someone left of center wins a primary:

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Leftists: I don’t really like Stephen Colbert or Jimmy Kimmel but the way Trump is fucking with them is bad

Liberals: YEA TRUMP, GO GET HASAN HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

my opinion of american academia has never been lower

[Jamahiriya al-Juche🇬🇭🇨🇻 @ayo_platano]

Calling Eileen Wang a Chinese spy for running a news site that publishes articles sympathetic to China is hilarious because if she were doing it for Israel, we would’ve given her a Pulitzer.

[Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody) @_daniel_c_]

@hausofdecline Seth Rogen?

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Rubio said yesterday there is no oil blockade. Cruz is contradicting him here.

[Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody) @_daniel_c_]

@aqua_koala @DropSiteNews Why not wait to convert until he excommunicates the entirety of the US and Europe then

[Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody) @_daniel_c_]

@aqua_koala @DropSiteNews Why Biden lol

[onion person @CantEverDie]

HEARTWARMING: american society forces old grandma to work to her grave to prevent her husband from dying

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

While the world focuses on the destruction in Iran, we must not ignore what Israel is doing in Lebanon.

1,461 have been killed.
4,430 have been injured.
1.2 million have been displaced.

Israel now occupies 14% of Lebanon.

Enough is enough. No more US military aid to Israel.

[Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody) @_daniel_c_]

@howie_hua I see Howie also got that mythbusters episode recommended to him on YouTube last night 😂

[Paul @orangepaulp]

the type of shit the press asks Zohran at a press conference about street parking:

[Ryan @BanUnsweetTea]

Genuinely seems Trumps presidency is completely falling apart. Basic government services aren’t getting executed. He’s stuck in a quagmire in the Middle East. Job growth is negative and inflation is accelerating. Gas is 4-5 dollars a gallon. What a mess

[jj @jonnoxrevanche]

What chatgpt has revealed is that a surprising large number of people want to be “seen” as intelligent, profound or insightful. Many more people than you’d assume. But they profoundly resent intellectual work or reading or study or, say, literally anything you do to get smarter

[asad abukhalil أسعد أبو خليل @asadabukhalil]

If he was truly “a well known neo Nazi racist” why didn’t you denounce him before his principled resignation today? So you were silent about the presence of a neo Nazi racist in a top position in government? What does that say about you?