Daniel Hazel

I sometimes get hungry.

[Daniel Hazel @_daniel_hazel_]

@ReallyKerns What is new about you 👀

[Daniel Hazel @_daniel_hazel_]

@mynameis_dylan Classic

[Daniel Hazel @_daniel_hazel_]

@davidgungor We have to get it together. Lacking so much

[Daniel Hazel @_daniel_hazel_]

Kentucky, why are your roads so narrow when the majority of you drive extra wide trucks?

[Daniel Hazel @_daniel_hazel_]

@mynameis_dylan 🤘🤘🤘

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

my friends and all our dads listening to the laser tag employee give the instructions:

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

god men’s shampoo
🤝
3-in-1

[Michael McKeever @mcmckeever]

Do you really have enough friends to plant Zucchini?

[Dr. matthew pierce, PhD, MDiv, RN, LPC, CPA, Jedi @MatthewEPierce]

i have prepared some remarks in advance of whatever horrible thing i end up doing

attn @kateshellnutt

https://t.co/Fu017NUIDO

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Population per capita

By @JakubMarian

[Daniel Hazel @_daniel_hazel_]

Can Apple come out w/ an iMessage update that recognizes when I type the body of my text into the contact field and automatically switch it to the body for me?

I honestly never intended start a text thread with “Emma” & “oh by the way I forgot to mention…”

[Daniel Hazel @_daniel_hazel_]

Apple should make a left handed iPad

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

newsboys could have written a song about oceans but hillsong could have never written a song about breakfast not being served in hell

[Daniel Hazel @_daniel_hazel_]

Follow up: apparently the disc thing is called a stone

[Daniel Hazel @_daniel_hazel_]

Does anyone actually know the rules of curling or do they just play it by ear every time they launch the sliding thing? 🥌