Friday nights for kids in Iowa
“Meet at McDonald’s”
“I’m bored let’s go drive around”
“Party at the barn”
“Run to the corn”
“Picking up a 30 at Casey’s”
Boyfriend: playfully hits me
My brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Me : Hits him as hard as humanly possible
“I’m only going to have a drink or two tonight.”
*Best Friends walk through the door
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Me: “Fuck it lets black out.”