Tommy’s coworker is playing at a local bar tonight. So I asked Tommy what kind of music the band plays. He says, “uh idk, wedding songs I think?” Wedding songs? That can’t be right…turns out he meant they are a wedding BAND. A wedding band. Lololol what a chooch🤣🤦🏼♀️
I’m in the kitchen quietly unloading the dishwasher and Tommy BARGES in from outside and yells as loud as I’ve ever heard him yell, “ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM??” I am actually less than 2 feet from him. Boy about scared the daylight outta me! When ya gotta go, you gotta go I guess
Me, dressed from head to toe in pink for wear your favorite color day, checking out at American Eagle.
Cashier- “are you a teacher by chance?”
Me - “yup”
Cashier - “spirit week this huh?”
🤣😂 I’ve never felt more seen in my life