danielle

it’s an evil world we live in

[abby govindan @abbygov]

this one will go down as a classic

[Hair Dealer ✨ @LifeOfAls]

The masculine urge to say “I never said that” when someone repeats what I say verbatim

[BC Softball 🥎 @BC_Softball]

Quick in the circle 😄

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

When I got the vaccine they asked me how I was feeling and I said I feel kind of updog and they put the syringe back in and took the vaccine out of me

[Bird @BirdExecutive]

Time to handle the pandemic myself

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Imagine getting off a 10hr shift and going home to kids...I’d walk right past them

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Real G’z move in silence like....

[SK🤺 @Shxhryar]

Normalise calling babies ugly, I’m tired of lying.

[BIG trendsetter @deadkye]

that tattoo needle is calling me by my full government name

[Strip4Jon 🌟 .06 @Strip4Jon]

I shoulda asked who all gon be here before I was born

[beth🐇 @issavisual]

ok i’ll bite. what’s a stock?