danielle riddle

shoes are optional

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

@skeet_onyomouth I am also into it😏

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

I’m convinced the only people that regularly use twitter are ones with a full time inner monologue

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Beat the Buffalos ✅

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

My Spotify is full of toddler songs and pre teen pop. Le sigh

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

Toddlers are arguably the best birth control out there

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

My cute young doctor that I see for med checks complimented my necklace AND pushed my sleeve aside to see my tattoo while examining me. Is he gay… or is he…. Is this…?????

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

@TTChilders @AppleMusic Resale*

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

@TTChilders @AppleMusic Hey dude. Love u but no one can get tickets to your shows unless they are presale. Plz fix this :(

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

@TTChilders Not able to get tickets because they are all OVERPRICED RESALE. Not a single regular ticket available. Plz fix this. Ticketmaster, do better.

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

@TTChilders plz void all tickets that are up for resale for upcoming tour. Absolutely ridiculous that There are ZERO tickets available besides overpriced resale. Have been going to shows since you played a FREE show in Hamilton, Ohio and now can’t get tickets #fuckticketmaster

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

What Joe Biden did today with marijuana possession is going to lead to a massive expansion in the number of jam bands. It sounds harmless now until you've been subjected to a 23-minute bass solo

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

Do you guys, like, read the street signs.. or? They’re pretty helpful if you utilize them🙃

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

Fuck it, I’m coming back to twitter. It’s spicier over here

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

@skeet_onyomouth Same 😞 I’m just…. There aren’t even words

[Indigo @piccoloslut]

men will knowingly cross a boundary of yours and apologize while crossing said boundary ☠️

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

Wish my kid would take a nap so I can play zelda

[danielle riddle @_danielleriddle]

@skeet_onyomouth One of these days 🥴🥵