Dani

[MS.YB$🐍 @toriii4x]

man I know how to blow some fucking money😭

[• @yducknow]

walking behind people who walk slowly

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Soon as Justin Bieber announces this tour my brothers car going on marketplace

[kay 🪷 @poproyaIty]

I can’t believe Justin still has this affect on me at my big age

[n @ctrlarchive]

feel so guilty youthmogging the elderly on walks

[latesleeper @latesleeper_]

cannot believe buzzballs are american, it is such UK coded technology

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

Uber needs a "how did it smell?" option because it is getting ridiculous.😭😭🤚🏾

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me listening to my family judging people for things i've already done

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

never doing karaoke with a gay again , we sang Shallow by Lady Gaga and i had to be Bradley Cooper

[: @_dxllz7]

Me when I couldn't do something in 10 minutes that people learn for years

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Realizing corporate life require an a** licking skillset you simply were not born with

And they called it networking

[museofthesun @solarystix]

My mom told me she’s always praying I find a husband. Girl…you really don’t know me!! Pray I get more money. The hell wrong with you.

[NAUDIA @naudiad_]

If you get around me and start pinching your nose while shaking your hand.. imma leave! YUCK!

[☾ @ranjishheesahi]

there’s so much innocence in children and the world has done them so wrong sobbing

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Seasonal depression "isn't real" until one day the sky is blue and the sun is out and you randomly feel like you just popped every known substance

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[: @_dxllz7]

“Tell everyone your name and three fun things about you”

[• @yducknow]

me when i don't agree, but i also don't have the energy to explain to you

https://t.co/qgXznTT17F

[Roshay C. @roshaycherice]

I'm literally about to start a whole new life.