🦋Dani

ayla-jade 💕

[🦋Dani @_danimanton]

Having a child is the best thing ever, little mini best friend to experience life with ♥️ forever greatful

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

"That actor looks familiar. What else have they been in?" Most people: no idea.
Neurodivergent me: phone already unlocked, character name searched, actor identified, IMDb open, casually naming five roles they played in 2013 like it's basic knowledge.

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

"let's hire someone younger, so they know how to use technology"

*Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD is forgetting the word you were about to say, then having to describe it to the person you're talking to so they can remember it for you. I call it ADHD Charades. You never know when you're going to play, and it's not fun for anyone involved.

[Shar A 🫡 @Shar_A_]

Walking past an intimidating group of hooded youths whilst they beg you to open them a snapchat account

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

chocolate ice cream is actually one of the worst flavors😭😭😭

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

Dam near impossible to build an emergency fund when every day is a fcking emergency

[leti @Letangmohlala]

People who run to hug me after not seeing me for a while are honestly my favorite kind of people 🥹

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PAPER TOWEL COMMERCIALS ARE SO FAKE. ITS ALWAYS A KID SPILLING JUICE AND NEVER A CAT THROWING UP.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[☆☆☆☆☆ @Asexxyliar]

Ain’t no way this the heat we used to go outside and play in as kids

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[dami @spoiltkate_]

Weekend is scam because instead of resting on Saturdays, you end up cleaning the mess you made while surviving Monday to Friday.

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

it's way too hot out i need another tattoo

[em 🍒 @imbasementjack]

mysterious on instagram insane on twitter

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Things cat owners of multiple cats do:
Ask 1 cat where the other cat is

[ຸ @NorthAuthority]

It’s the little things that end up meaning the most.

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

removing myself is my answer to anything that doesn't sit well with me.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Drinking an energy drink and immediately taking a nap is peak neurodivergent culture.