Daniel Hennessy

Quite possibly the last man on this platform

[Daniel Hennessy @_dansplaining]

@WWESheamus WHAT IN ALL THE FUCKS, BRO!? WHAT DID YOU DO!? I haven't seen a gash that deep since Finn 3 years ago.

[Daniel Hennessy @_dansplaining]

Dear @nyknicks,

Now go embarrass them in their own house. You take your straw, you put it in their milkshake, and you drink their milkshake up. #Game4 #Knicks

[Daniel Hennessy @_dansplaining]

Donald Trump is a fucking jinx.

#Game3 #Knicks #Spurs #DonaldTrump

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HEY NEW YORKERS! WHO DO YOU HATE MORE!? DONALD TRUMP OR THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS? #NBAFinals #Game3 #Knicks #Spurs #DonaldTrump

[Daniel Hennessy @_dansplaining]

To all my brothers & sisters in different countries considering on visiting America for #FIFA.

Don't. Go to Canada or Mexico. Stay away from the US.

ICE will be there. They will be detaining and are, in fact, LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. You will not be safe.

Avoid the US.

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I support their All-American God-Given right to choose. Putting it on blast to invite the death threats and "pro-life" extremists to be garbage people? Not so much.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Influencer couple gets death threats after abortion over Down syndrome diagnosis.

Read more: https://t.co/wHAPqlu1LG

[Daniel Hennessy @_dansplaining]

I aspire to be as confident and stupid as Rico Nasty.

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@nypost I'm sorry they had to make such a difficult decision, but they made they right one.

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I have a friend that genuinely believes I'm possessed by a demon. I have to continuously explain to her that *I'm* the demon that's possessed by a Daniel.

[Daniel Hennessy @_dansplaining]

Look, all I'm saying is that I want a president who has the DOJ investigate men who have sexually assaulted women... not have the DOJ investigate women he's sexually assaulted, and was found guilty of sexually assaulting.

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@seanseaevans @KekePalmer

👀👀👀👀

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@moonchild23580

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We say people "fall" in love like it's an accident. But nobody falls into a gym membership. Nobody slips into a 401k. Those require intention and paperwork. Somewhere we decided love should sound like a workplace injury.

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@BRONSONISHERE Shit, bro. Gonna need to drop BIG for another adjective.

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.@Jokoy LOOK AT MY...

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I have something to say, and yes, it will be sarcastic and demeaning.

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Look, all I'm saying is if they're winning all the time, why is MAGA still so goddamn angry?

[Daniel Hennessy @_dansplaining]

I came.
I saw.
I said, "fuck it."
I went home.

[Daniel Hennessy @_dansplaining]

Sean Hannity left the Catholic Church. The Vatican has not yet issued a statement on whether this is a loss.