danielle

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[harriet elizabeth tighe 🍒🪩 @harriettighex]

Biggest regret of my life is the first vape I ever bastard bought

[danielle @_danxx]

@jemima_ux do not buy these tickets she’ll take your money and won’t send the tickets 🤢🤮🤧

[Rocky Racoon @R055C089]

Taxi driver at 7am: “Good night mate?”

Me in the passenger seat:

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Car parking charges:

• NHS Nurse: £1,300 per year.
• MP: £0.00 per year.

Ban NHS car parking charges.

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

Being excited to get into bed is a different level of adulting😭😭😭

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

I love using "are you dumb" in an argument 😭 just adds a little razzle dazzle

[Sauce @SauceTerminal3]

if you're thinking about skipping the gym today, don't. You're fat

[danlet @evildanevil]

If I was stranded on an island I would die of Diet Coke withdrawal

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

People whose laughter are funnier than the joke >>>

[Chloe Burrows @ChloeBurrows]

Murder on the dance floor might be the best song ever you know

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Those friends that get angrier about situations you're in than you do>>>>

[danielle @_danxx]

X2 Justin Bieber tickets for sale on 13/02/2023

[Caitlin Keyes @keyes_caitlin]

I have a phobia of dry lips like I have to have lip balm on 24/7 can’t life without it

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

whoever normalized $120 hoodies n $80 sweatpants needs to be jumped

[special k🍓 @KettyBitch]

Do you ever catch yourself doing something bare weird and just think if anyone could see me now I’d have no mates

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i can understand why chickens wake up and scream