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[DAD @_darbatron]

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[Six @SixamCC]

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[DAD @_darbatron]

@Hozier Yes please! I wasn't able to go last time

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“SAY DRAKE 😃”

[DAD @_darbatron]

And then not realizing you're traumatized because "you're so lucky that you grew up with a father"

[ً @wynrosei]

absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss? the father who is actually in your life everyday but emotionally unavailable lol

[DAD @_darbatron]

Same here, because I was indeed flattered

[⁀➷ 𝘀𝗮𝗱𝗮 𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ @icariancarrixn]

I will defend this Phil Collins ass song with my life.

[DAD @_darbatron]

Yea, but this happens first thing in the morning for me

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

me af

[DAD @_darbatron]

I talk to them just like this, and they turn around and do worse in 24 hrs 🙄
I love them still

[DAD @_darbatron]

@lmTheReasonWhy Insanely triggering

[DAD @_darbatron]

@fanajacobs Got mine at Target, only $8 and comes in a few colours

[DAD @_darbatron]

No because why are these so accurate?!? 😂😂

[IPAshley @Muva__Monroe]

Kids are hilarious 😂

[DAD @_darbatron]

Literally had this same experience with space I rented put for my birthday. I haven't put any effort into my birthday since then

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

So how you moving after this y’all? 👀

[DAD @_darbatron]

Nah, why was I going 95 and these CT drivers were still zooming past me?

[DAD @_darbatron]

As with every year, I will take no criticism

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

mariah carey really found a unlimited money hack

[DAD @_darbatron]

If I don't have one of these in my south facing temperature and humidity controlled sun room one day, will life have even been worth it?

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The giant leaves of the elephant ear plant

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[DAD @_darbatron]

Not the musicians playing Disney songs to fill the space in church
#sda #mvsda

[DAD @_darbatron]

Not the Jamicans at Oakwood's graduation screaming and cursing 🤣🤣

[DAD @_darbatron]

I really wish I had a close friend who was into @Hozier 's music so I could discuss in extreme detail the symbolism for hours on end with applicable feedback and intense emotion like I truly want to 😫😫

[DAD @_darbatron]

@hearts4vienna @danulmao Growing up, I would wear bantu knots as a regular hairstyle all the time. I think they are pretty practical for fighting. At least they were for me studying martial arts and camping as a teen and pre-teen.