Darlene Torres

So you’re telling me a flea runs this market.. ?

[Darlene Torres @_darlatorres]

I didn’t always like the shape of my eyes but I got them from my dad who got them from his dad and now they’re everything to me

[Darlene Torres @_darlatorres]

I didn’t hit the pen, the pen hit me

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

This is how you handle a tear gas canister. Pour water around the canister. That’s to help seal the base of the traffic cone used to contain it. Then you douse it from the top and cover it. It’s extremely effective.

[Darlene Torres @_darlatorres]

Does anyone want some parents? I’m giving mine away for free

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson

[Darlene Torres @_darlatorres]

@k_alexandra___ April fools ?

[Darlene Torres @_darlatorres]

@TracyDelaura Personally it made my flow heavier and my cramps last 2-3 weeks

[Darlene Torres @_darlatorres]

Having a copper IUD is not for the weak

[Darlene Torres @_darlatorres]

That imposter syndrome BEAT MY ASS yesterday y’all 😂 I’m good now

[Rep. Sylvia Garcia @RepSylviaGarcia]

No matter your immigration status, it’s important for you to know your rights if you ever have an encounter with an immigration enforcement agency like ICE.

Make sure to stay informed so that you can protect yourself and your loved ones.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“dad what’s tiktok?”

[Darlene Torres @_darlatorres]

FLAPPY BIRD I MISS YOU EVERYDAY

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

new photo of heaven just Ieaked omg

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

“Mommy, what’s tiktok?”

me:

[Darlene Torres @_darlatorres]

If I knew my last doom scroll was gonna be my last doom scroll I would have doom scrolled like there was no tomorrow

[Darlene Torres @_darlatorres]

@k_alexandra___ Speaking it into existence because I have a list of people I need arrested 🫶🏽

[Darlene Torres @_darlatorres]

All the sexy people are turning 29 this year

[DΛVΣ @DoyersDave]

Take us back to that night.