dj 🍓

do everything in love

[bena @playboybena]

how fat and gluttonous do you have to be to honk at someone in a drive thru

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Phunsuk Wangdu @Phunsukwangduji]

Me trying to make my arguments in a conversation

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

naming my child Gus short for Chungus

[cav empty @cavempty_]

napping instead of fulfilling the prophecy

[misa! @misak1nz]

i did my best for what i knew at the time

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When I can't choose between two options, so i ask someone to choose for me, and they pick the one I didn't want

[໊ @user0000O0]

me after being impossible to deal with

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

after my lip liner has rubbed off just stop talking to me

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

"Do you mind if we cancel?"
Me:

[XENI @viperelitex]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[dj 🍓 @_darlenexo]

life is so beautiful

[lemnograb @lamastabo]

Verga wey los únicos que no estamos invitados a esa boda somos Joe Alwyn y yo que chingados

[slay @nemesis09066]

Me, when I use dark humour on the wrong person, now I'm getting lecture on human rights, racism and mental health💔

[latke @latkedelrey]

when snooki said Why is everyone acting weird towards me…. i felt that

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Me whenever I'm around popcorn honestly 😭

[REY @AOTY2024]

happy birthday diana, you would've loved the smallest man who ever lived by taylor swift

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland