planet Dave

Health informaticist, he/him, #BLM, Trans rights are human rights!

[planet Dave @_daviant]

It’s liquid used for washing up, it is not, however, soap it’s detergent

[Ethan Isaacs @JustEthanP]

I just found out British people call dish soap washing up liquid 😭 Brits are not serious people

[planet Dave @_daviant]

@DuskyMoko I literally only found out those toilets existed last month because I was ill with a GI bug and wanted to find the most out of the way toilet possible.

[planet Dave @_daviant]

@Abouterf197543 @BarbicanCentre That’s the only gender neutral in the place and it’s in part of the building I only found out existed last month after 20 years of visiting the place

[planet Dave @_daviant]

@DuskyMoko That’s the only set of gender neutral toilets in the Barbican Centre & it’s in the sub basement level right out of the way. there’s 4 sets of women’s toilets in the foyers and auditoriums and all the bars and cafes have women’s toilets

[planet Dave @_daviant]

28% in NL must be masking a big regional variation, I started learning Dutch and basically gave up because absolutely everyone in n/s Holland & flevoland just flat out refused to speak to me in Dutch

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

First map where Portugal isn't Balkan 🚨

[planet Dave @_daviant]

lmao

[planet Dave @_daviant]

@Ziggy_Zwela @SCFCJosh96 That doesn’t alter the fact that those surnames originate from the plantation owners that enslaved them

[planet Dave @_daviant]

@Ziggy_Zwela @SCFCJosh96 No that’s absolutely not how surnames worked for enslaved people in the British empire

[planet Dave @_daviant]

@morallawwithin You know you can look stuff up on the internet?

[planet Dave @_daviant]

@LovejoyActual I have one of each

[planet Dave @_daviant]

I miss the long gone caff near my office that sold a ‘Turklish’ breakfast that was basically a full English + sujuk, halloumi & köfte

[Archie Woodrow @SamuraiApology]

greasy spoon cafes getting taken over by turkish immigrants has been such a blessing

[planet Dave @_daviant]

I own more mains>usb transformers than I have sockets in my entire house

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

why does every item these days come with a USB cable and no power brick? i'm supposed to plug my waterpik into my computer?

[planet Dave @_daviant]

Remember when Kit Kats were ‘ard

[planet Dave @_daviant]

The only racism I ever experience as a white British person is the corner shop bossman always checking if I know those are plantain not bananas

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

White people are now demonstrably the biggest victims of racism in Britain.

[planet Dave @_daviant]

@ginandkoosh Have you checked the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector recently?

[planet Dave @_daviant]

Americans refer to these as ‘noodles’

[Qui-Gon Jim @jimbojd4]

Since we hating on Europeans I just wanna add that I absolutely loathe the way British people say “pasta”

[planet Dave @_daviant]

Lmao my mentions have been full of septics absolutely raging at me all day

[planet Dave @_daviant]

@MizuumiKami @ActuallyCrab