David Ishmael

I like MTG and read a lot of Fantasy and scifi series.
Favorite 3 are Malazan, Triempery, DCC
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[Gubb @BrainDamageReal]

They took the concept of "You're in some weird place with no visible exit and there might be something in there with you" and flanderized it to the point it became "You're in level 383, threat level zeta, evade the goopatron fazbears by clapping your asscheeks at them to escape"

[ehe, of ZZZ FC @ehepocket]

what was the reason to swap this around elon you fat fucking pedophile

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Pete Buttigieg gets asked how a left-leaning person in a deep red county can convince their neighbors that they love America just as much as they do.

His answer: 💯

[Supernal @supernalmystic]

Biomorphic Mecha supremacy is underway

Been hitting it big with new art lately I can feel this collection will be crazy!

[David Ishmael @_david1498]

@binding_broken Next malazan set when?

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Does anyone else with ADHD have a “wear again” pile?
Like clothes you wore out for a bit, not long enough to be dirty, but not clean enough to put back, so they just live in a nearby pile for “later”… or is it just me?

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[Octavio @octaviodigimon]

@ditzkoff @trader_tony_ This is newspeak

[Marc Simonetti @kemar74]

"“Do not seek to find hope among your leaders. They are the repositories of poison. Their interest in you extends only so far as their ability to control you. .. They seek followers, and woe to those who question, or voice challenge." S. Erikson

[Kaze @kaze72294670]

七蟲侍 一 鱟千代
涂装:黒猫

[Zion @zionszzn]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[Anomander Rake @AnomanderRake1]

I recommend you read The Rill Lord by L.L. Stephens, Book 6 and the Finale of The Triempery Revelations, coming out TOMORROW!

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. ✌️

[Anomander Rake @AnomanderRake1]

My Top 5 Battles in Fantasy

1. The Last Siege of Y'Ghatan (Malazan)
2. Dumai Wells (Wheel of Time)
3. The Battle at the End of the World (Elric Saga)
4. The Battle of Elithegh* (The Triempery Revelations)
5. The Battle of the Heroes (First Law-The Heroes)

[Pejuola| HR🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

In corporate life, someone will email you to send an email… instead of just sending the email themselves.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

How the hell is everything so expensive when all we've done for 40+ years is give corporations the tax breaks they swore they needed to hire workers and lower prices?

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Capitalist businessmen when someone suggests capitalism

[Hugo Gaming @astrogo360]

🚨BREAKING NEWS : Le nouveau Professeur Layton perd son exclusivité Nintendo ‼️

Après presque 20 ans d'étroite collaboration avec Nintendo, Level-5 décide de sortir également le nouveau Professeur Layton sur d'autres plateformes ! ❌

📆Sortie prévue en 2026 sur Steam, PS5 et Switch / Switch 2

[Julius Kim @Julius_Kim]

I think Americans would be much more productive at work if there wasn’t constant stress-inducing madness going on at the hands of our government.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

It is illegal to obey illegal orders.
It is illegal to obey illegal orders.
It is illegal to obey illegal orders.
It is illegal to obey illegal orders.
It is illegal to obey illegal orders.
It is illegal to obey illegal orders.
Congress has not declared War.
Pass it on.