Ngaka Mashobaadieta🇿🇦

“We know I can’t say that”

[slay @nemesis09066]

Girl: I like men who think ahead.

Me already wearing condom😏

[Ngaka Mashobaadieta🇿🇦 @_david_malema]

Druski man 😭😭😭😭

[Phil @Phxlly]

LeBron playing with Ant and LaMelo

[Ngaka Mashobaadieta🇿🇦 @_david_malema]

Are when is he dropping an album??

[el capitán🇿🇦🇳🇴🇦🇷 @alw6nde]

😭

[Ngaka Mashobaadieta🇿🇦 @_david_malema]

I can’t believe growing up I thought America was great.

Good propaganda though, I’ll give them that

[Gun Lovers Club @GunloverClub1]

Bro really concealed carrying an entire ARP in skinny jeans... the quick draw is wild! 😂

How did he even walk like that?

[Tyson.nie 📸 @tysonphotoo]

If I send you this just know that you are the first person I think of when I achieve something great.

[Ngaka Mashobaadieta🇿🇦 @_david_malema]

Real life Monet Tajada 😂😂😂

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

me at 3am, tired & sleepy but the princess is ovulating. 😭

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Me in jail because none of my signatures ever come out the same

[Formula 1 @F1]

LEWIS HAMILTON TAKES #F1SPRINT POLE AT SILVERSTONE!! 👊

#F1 #BritishGP

[Ngaka Mashobaadieta🇿🇦 @_david_malema]

I recognise all of you. Every creed and color…
With that being said. Fuck your ethnicity

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

You can’t trick me anymore Ferrari

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

god please let a nigga ball again

[Ngaka Mashobaadieta🇿🇦 @_david_malema]

Any white car with four niggas in 😑😑😑

[Don Tony @KeitumetseTonyy]

in local movies the gusheshe is the notorious car for criminals. irl ke Corolla/Starlet

[Don Tony @KeitumetseTonyy]

in local movies the gusheshe is the notorious car for criminals. irl ke Corolla/Starlet

[Ngaka Mashobaadieta🇿🇦 @_david_malema]

Of course 😑😑😑

We know the story line

[Formula 1 @F1]

THE TOP THREE IN FP1 👀

1️⃣ Hamilton
2️⃣ Antonelli
3️⃣ Leclerc

#F1 #BritishGP

[Punch TDE @iamstillpunch]

Everybody put three fingers in the air… the sky is falling, the wind is calling. Stand for something or die in the morning…

[Ngaka Mashobaadieta🇿🇦 @_david_malema]

Do they even know me at SARS though??? 😑😑😑

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Dentist: I pulled your tooth, don't eat for 3 hours

Me, who won't eat for another month after seeing their prices:

[Ngaka Mashobaadieta🇿🇦 @_david_malema]

😭😭😭😂😂

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So i started dating this guy who's "really into birds." Thought that meant he had a bird feeder or whatever. Showed up to his place for the first time. This man has SEVEN parrots. Seven. They all talk. They all have opinions. One of them heckled me during dinner. Called me "the new one" in a British accent for some reason. My boyfriend thinks it's charming. I'm being bullied by a bird named Gerald. Tried to have a serious conversation with my boyfriend last night and Gerald kept interrupting with "IRRELEVANT" in that same British accent. The other birds think Gerald is hilarious. They're learning from him. I'm outnumbered. My boyfriend proposed last week. Gerald said "she'll say no." I said yes out of spite. Gerald has been sulking for three days.