David Hughes

Writer @thedailymash and #LateNightMash Writer and editor @newsbiscuit

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One for you:

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Flowers, that's lovely: A girlfriend investigates why https://t.co/vzyv6VRkRG

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One o’ mine:

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How your shitty little town can host its own Oktoberfest https://t.co/DwOO56AN2F

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Pure fiction:

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What your boyfriend is thinking while Sense and Sensibility is on https://t.co/DmZmZOix63

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One from the imagination:

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Six sickening anniversaries sickening new couples celebrate https://t.co/9CmaqT63yb

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1+1-1 from me:

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Six useless numbers everyone remembers https://t.co/fUDPbTpFJi

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One from me:

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Six harsh realities of not living with your parents that freshers will soon face https://t.co/gsTaukbkxi

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One ‘a friend’ researched for me:

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Seven bucket-list activities I screwed up by trying to have sex at the same time https://t.co/lBvvarl7NT

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I strongly suggest you read this.

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Jason Statham's guide to getting your ball back https://t.co/PuAiefgKau

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Something of mine:

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Six subtle giveaways that you're getting on everyone's tits https://t.co/6R1B4BPewt

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One o’ mine:

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Six working-class sex fantasies of middle-class couples https://t.co/nKXsiTtJ4g

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One I did when it was all fields round here.

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Britons may not be drinking enough boiling hot tea, warn nans https://t.co/vWmbx1SkQi

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One o’ mine:

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12 items to awkwardly retrieve from the person you dumped last week 👇️

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Something from me:

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Butterflies 'pissed' ⬇️

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One from me:

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On a National Express coach, and other times you'll regret illicit sex acts ⬇️

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Something from me:

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The girlfriend's guide to massively overcomplicating a takeaway order ⬇️

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One from me:

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Six withering criticisms your girlfriend's mates have ready for when you're dumped ⬇️

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Six painful responsibilities for the man in a new relationship ⬇️

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Five warning signs a man is about to remove clothing in public 👇️

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One o’ mine:

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Nobody in office interested in details of boss's charity challenge ⬇️

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One from me:

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Watching England at 1am: your 12 hours of torment 👇️