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nau // parody account - none of this should be taken seriously

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

In one of the most iconic moments in State of the Union history, Trump checkmated every Democrat by asking Congress to stand if they agree: The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens.

The Democrats stayed seated.

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

It was an electric night in Edmonton.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

After Cale Makar took a high hit, Gabe Landeskog came in and dropped the mitts.

The Captain is BACK💥

[Marc Moser TV @RadioMoser]

The fact that Landeskog threw down tonight is reason 502 why it’s awesome he’s back and Avs will be even better.

Reason 503 is …the kid who’s ass he beat (and will never play in the NHL….it’s ok, he knows) will tell his grandchildren that Gabe Landeskog thumped his cranium….hard. #hockey

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

This shows how absolutely fake the Harris-Walz campaign truly is.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is a real CNN headline. Unfckinreal.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Demonic hand gestures on the big screen, upside down cross, Balenciaga sleeve.

Not even hiding it.

[༺𝒢𐀔𝒥༻ @gothjafar]

the joker before blowing up a bus in gotham

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Before the drone footage, they tried to frame this as “old white man drives through a pro-Palestinian protest”

Turns out, a mob blocked off the highway, surrounded his car, chased him, and then tried attacking him.

Here is the full drone footage:

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

MN City Council candidate Zach Metzger blocked off a highway and terrorized an old white man driving past a pro-Palestine riot

He posted the video today and instructed his followers to find the old man. He has since deleted the post. We saved it.

Drone footage shows a mob blocking off the road and surrounding his car. The desperate driver drove off, only to be chased down by Metzger and others.

[dave @_davidphoenix]

@Realdealduck @Nevergi95414627 @OmarRiverosays You’re bio says you hate politics. Please have a seat, john.

[dave @_davidphoenix]

@jjansen34 @countryk3v This has aged well

[Brennan Vogt @brennan_vogt]

Val Nichushkin has arrived #Avs #GoAvsGo @TheRinkColorado

[dave @_davidphoenix]

If the transfer to Ukraine yesterday was split equally among all teachers in the United States, their salaries would each rise by over 10%….

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s time.

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Definitely
Definitely
Definitely
Definitely

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’m proudly half Canadian!

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Just a reminder that it's another psychogenic epidemic: https://t.co/rb38g2a7md

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Is Arizona counting its votes one at a time using a blind nun in Mozambique? Why are they so damned slow?

[dave @_davidphoenix]

@blahloney42 @troublebubble @ComicDaveSmith Welcome to twitter